+ hhh fuck me

This is harder than i thought



People too often forget that it is your own choice how you want to spend the rest of your life.
Rachel Wolchin (via psych-facts) ←

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

‘he’s so cute omg’

‘then go talk to him!’

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girlslovesextoo:

This is so unbelievably important

godpenis:

Day 5: my son still thinks I haven’t been hitting his stash pineapple

  • me: hello there brain, can we please have a good day today?
  • brain: hey listen buddy go fuck yourself